So this is what I have thought about/wondered/asked myself so far today:
- Does Camille really make that much noise and influence the mood in this household that much? She is quite the cranky/whiny/demanding little girl, especially when she wakes up. And since she is not here this morning it was very quiet and mellow. I feel so bad for thinking this. I do miss my Camille and love her to pieces!
- So if my butt bones hurt while taking a Spinning class, shouldn't that mean that I have a skinny butt? So whats the deal?
- Is that lady (in the Spinning class) really that crazy to get off of her bike and try and shut off the fan because it is blowing on her (mind you this fan is circulating the air in the room and blowing on other people also)? Am I the only one who would LOVE for a fan to be directly blowing on me while I am dripping sweat in this hot, muggy Spinning room? Really lady???
- Do I really want to attempt taking a 1 1/2 hour Zumba class on Saturday? Is it worth giving everyone else in the class a good laugh?
- What is the deal with hemorrhoids? Is this Gods way of punishing people (i.e. women who have had babies) who like to pop zits but feel like they have a huge zit down there and it is unpopable (is that a word)? Did I really just share this thought on my blog?
- How in the world did having 3 babies lead to a stomach that looks and feels like another butt...even after loosing most of the baby weight AND regular exercising? I wonder if any of my friends have recommendations for a doc who does liposuction. Just kidding...well not really :)
- What is the deal with laundry? How can there be so much of it, AND so often?
- Should I clean my house today? I already answered that question and it was a "No" :)
As I look at my thoughts written down I realize that #1- There is a butt theme going on today and #2 that I am not missing much by not being able to think/ponder/wonder on a normal day. I mean seriously, could you imagine if I spent more time thinking about the things above. I would tell myself to "get a life" :)

9 comments:
Hilarious! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has such "deep" thoughts throughout the day. BTW, have you heard that commercial on the radio for new boobs and lipo for ONLY $6500. It makes me laugh everytime I hear it, then want to go save my pennies
That is a lot to think about... all which are very important! Honestly I can't stop laughing over this.
You make my life happy! Enjoy your quiet time. Sounds like you really need it! ha! Hugs to you!!!
How cute are you! What a great morning to have the house to yourself. Hey, and Zumba sounds fun!
Sadly, I wonder about #5 too often...
Thanks for the laugh. =)
Jess, so funny! I have random wierd thoughts during the day too, but it is not jsut when it is quiet. :)
Hahahahahaha! No one like you to give me a better laugh! I do have to give you props, though... no poop in your thoughts for the duration of the blog post! Yay! (And this time I brought it up! Backwards, but I wanted to let you know how proud I am of you!) You really do crack me up. And... your butt is skinny. I've checked it out... remember? :)
I agree about the laundry!!
hahahahhaha!!! is all i have to say Jess. I love you!
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